I Can See the Pole

is what The Spawnling said about my white Christmas tree.

The first thing she noticed, naturally.

Brat.

I had read before to camouflage your tree's pole by wrapping garland around it. I had garland. But it was green.

So, now that Christmas is over I started looking for white garland.

Yay, Amazon.

This one even comes pre-lit!